Guerilla Suit

Guerilla Secrets Release Ticket Storm

4:11PM Oct 5th

Ok, so some tickets need to be set free. For the die hards. For the viking warriors, the dance troupes, the space aliens, and the animals. Let start with a few tickets, come and get ‘em (details below).

This Thursday night, high in the lair of Learning Secrets’ weekly party at Malverde, the board of directorz has decided to release a limited number of pre-sale VIP passes to this radical soiree for $20! That $20 gets you guaranteed entry to the party, a separate ninja entrance, and we’ll buy you a bottle of Dos Equis (most interesting). These limited tickets are ONLY being sold THIS THURSDAY between 10p.m. and 1a.m. at Malverde (2nd and Guadalupe, upstairs from La Condesa). Limit of 4 tickets per person. If you can’t make it to this (shame), make sure to get your RSVP in before 5pm on Saturday for $10 entry, after that the door jumps to $15.

This picture of a Gorilla dancing in a suit on the East Side means that we mean business.